Those of you who love the twilight books will appreciate this. Our Cousin Alex wrote it. (He has never read the books)
Twas Twilight, and the New Moon had been Eclipsed by a Breaking Dawn
or
As glimpsed by a non-reading husband
Isabella Swan packed her things and moved from Phoenix to Forks,
Where she met Vampires and werewolves and all kinds of strange sorts.
Edward is a strapping gentleman and a blood thirsty fella
And if he had a heart at all it would only beat for Bella.
In Short: He's quite a guy, but he'd suck her dry.
And so back and forth the romance teeters
between friendship, love, and the desire to eat her.
Yet they overcome temptation to become a lawfully-wed, baby-making vampire literary sensation.
Three cheers for Bella!
And for Edward three more!
poop on Jacob Black (at least till book four!)
So, in conclusion, I've renamed my poem about a tale of passion, blood, and glory:
To Knife, or to Spoon: A Forks love story
I laughed and laughed the first time I read this. Also, for those of you that don't know, Stephanie Meyer was going to write another book called Midnight Sun. (It's supposed to be about Edward) Someone posted part of her manuscript online without permission so she has stopped working on it indefinately. But... She has posted the unfinished manuscript on her website for everyone to read!
5 comments:
Um that's hilarious! The best part is the new title for the poem. To knife or to spoon?!
Congrats on the new job(s) and your couches look nice! And really comfortable too.
That poem is so funny. I miss you more already! I know I say that a lot but it's pretty lonely here lately! I like your new furniture. How is the new job going? And Geoffreys?
Hey I just sent you those recipes that you wanted but I sent them to your Sharee Curtis account, so you should check that one. And let me know what your new one is since I don't seem to have it saved! I still miss you!
I am not sure if you remember me but i went to lunch with you lindsey and kristine you blog is very cute great job.
Ok, you keep changing your blog but never doing any posts! Come on lady, I need info! :) I also need to have you show me how you make such stinkin' cute headers on your blog. Look at you, you little blog professional!
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